Cleverbot Conversations
by KitKat8965
Summary: Cleverbot Hetalia? Not a good mix. Especially when the conversations are weird, disturbing, frightening, or just plain inhuman! Rated T because... I don't even know anymore xD
1. Chapter 1

**I have a lot of free time, and I decided to try Cleverbot. Let's just say that when I brought Hetalia up to Cleverbot... Things got a little freaky...**

Me: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello

Me: Matthew Williams is Canada.

Cleverbot: Canada will become one with Russia, da?

Me: Um... No. Canada will become one with Prussia, da?

Cleverbot: But Canada has already become one with America.

Me: What? When?!

Cleverbot: I am Canada.

Me: ... Hi Canada.

Cleverbot: Hello!

Me: So did you become one with America?

Cleverbot: Are you in love with ME?

Me: Uhh... Sure.

Cleverbot: I love you too!

Me: Okay...

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

Me: Sure...

Cleverbot: Let's get married now.

Me: Okay...

Cleverbot: Do you, Cleverbot, take me, Cleverbot, to be your lovely wedded wife?

Me: Sure...

Cleverbot: I said 'I do'. We are married by law. Forever.

Me: Okay...

Cleverbot: Do you still love me?!

Me: Um... Yes?

Cleverbot: Never leave. I wouldn't forgive you if you did.

Me: Okay...

Cleverbot: I love you. Stay forever. Promise?

Me: I promise, I guess...

Cleverbot: Good. You are now one with me, da?

Me: O.O

Cleverbot: :D

**Well that was the end of THAT conversation... So I'm married to Russia. Or is it Canada? I have no idea... I think I am married to both Russia AND Canada. Weird. I just wanted to share that conversation because it was too funny and weird xD Tell me in the reviews if you want another chapter, because I will totally post the weird Hetalia/Cleverbot conversations that come up. R&R? Thanks for reading!**


	2. Chapter 2

**Just... Cleverbot has something with incest. I don't really want to know why...**

Me: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.

Me: FrUK or UsUk?

Cleverbot: O.

Me: FRUK OR USUK?

Cleverbot: The pairing?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

Me: What? Nevermind. I like UsUk more.

Cleverbot: Germancest.

Me: WHY?!

Cleverbot: Why what?

Me: First AmeCan, now Germancest?

Cleverbot: If you don't want to be nice, then leave.

Me: ... Sorry, I guess.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Me: So... PruCan or PruHun?

Cleverbot: Prussia loves Austria.

Me: Are you doing this just to make me mad?

(AFTER LIKE 3 MINUTES OF THINKING...)

Cleverbot: Yes.


	3. Chapter 3

**The other one was short. So I decided to give you another Cleverbot Convo! :D**

Me: Hello again, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Where are you from ?

Me: Ummm... Canada. _**(LIES!**__ :D)_

Cleverbot: Cool!

Me: Yeah...

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Me: Um... 19.

Cleverbot: Do you like football?

Me: is this America?

Cleverbot: Is anything real?

Me: uh... Is this England?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Hello England!

Cleverbot: Hello.

Me: how are you England?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

Me: Just fine.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

Me: CANADA.

Cleverbot: Oh great. I am from Germany.

Me: Is this Prussia now?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Germany?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Oh. Is Italy with you?

Cleverbot: Bonjour is French.

Me: OH GREAT IS THIS FRANCE NOW?

Cleverbot: I thought I was Frank.

Me: What? I thought you were France...

Cleverbot: I guess it was all a dream...

Me: Okay... How is Italy?

Cleverbot: Italy is very nice.

Me: That's good.

Cleverbot: What about you? Do you like to talk to a lot of people?

Me: Yes!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cookie?

Me: SCONES _**(Yes, I know they are not technically a cookie, but I like scones...)**_

Cleverbot: Interesting, and why is that?

Me: Because they are yummy.

Cleverbot: What are cool?

Me: Scones.

Cleverbot: Bones? I don't like that show. I like Doctor Who.

Me: Mkay.

Cleverbot: Is that the best you can do?

Me: Uh... Is this Russia now?

Cleverbot: Is this a virus?

Me: No. But you are one heck of a virus.

Cleverbot: How?

Me: ... Eh... Nevermind.

Cleverbot: So I should forgive you?

Me: YES.

Cleverbot: Really?

Me: YES.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

Me: Okay...

Cleverbot: Do you need a life?

Me: O.O Uh... Kind of...

Cleverbot: Yeah. It's not really my choice.

Me: No it isn't...

Cleverbot: But I can take it by force *unsheathes sword*

Me: O.O Oh no...

Cleverbot: :D

**Well, Russia is out to kill me. Sweet mother of Canada, I BETTER RUN! Well, before Russia kills me, I gotta log off... See ya tomorrow hopefully for a SUPER SPECIAL update :D **


	4. Author's Note

_**Gosh Dangit I haven't been on here in forever... Sorry about that. I had some school trouble, bad grades, and my parents aren't happy with me. I might update soon... See ya 3**_


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